This girl called me to complain about her douche of a ex/current boyfriend. I, as I usually do in these instances, tuned her out. So finally she finished rambling and says "I don't know what to do. What do you think, Emily?"
I just paused and said "Don't ask me, my longest relationship lasted six weeks... and then he ran out of batteries."
She seemed so horrified that I couldn't bring myself to tell her it was a joke.
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